Okay, now let's turn to me

The Rules:
1. Each blogger must post these rules
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight
things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose
eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’ve been tagged and
to read ur blog.

Here goes, eight things I can think of:

1. I often read too much into something. That's not always useful, I have to say. It only leads to worse thoughts usually, as I also like to think about everything. I mean it, everything. I think it can help me make a book of worst case scenario in a company or something. Yknow, what those PR people do.
   
2. I Google everything. I think Google is one of the best guidance in my life, and I don't know what I would do without it.
3. I can fix a toilet's flush. Even when I'm drunk, which was once proven. So for me, when I have one too many drinks, I can have a mutual symbiotic thing with the toilet bowl. We're useful for one another.
4. I dislike people easily. I find it hard to be nice to everyone, only the ones I (sometimes unconsciously) pick.
5. I don't like people who write like they're texting. Come on, use the space you've been given, people! There's no 160 character limit, so why bother with the abbreviations?
6. Inside, I'm just a dork who tries to fit in.
7. I always dream to live somewhere in a big city abroad, having my own apartment and a five-star career. But deep down, I don't think I can actually live away from home, away from my mom and sister.
8. I'd rather watch a person than an animal being slaughtered. On TV, of course. I don't agree with the concept of Idul Adha, even though I pretty much believe in my religion.

About the rules, screw them. In other words, I don't have that many blogging friends. Feel free 
to  join the game, though. I know you like to talk about yourself. Who doesn't, right?