Presenting..

..My Maid Mate of Honor,

Runi Indrani

I hereby appoint her with tasks such as:

1. Picking the color for the bridesmaids' kebaya.
2. Help me make decisions, from major ones like decoration and outfit color scheme, to the most important ones like how many times I should pee before the nuptial.
3. Carry a box of tissue in case someone cries during the whole shindig. And a hammer, in case someone's annoying toddler does.
4. Carry a glass of water and Panadol in case I feel faint during the reception. Although I know I shouldn't worry about getting insufficient amount of Panadol in the loony lady's purse.
5. Bitch slap the band's vocalist every time s/he doesn't pronounce the song lyrics in good English.
6. Carry my phone whenever I can't.
7. Calm me down every time I'm having a tantrum or cold feet. Or having an episode with future Mr. Prameshwari.
8. Remind me that I will have to pay for electricity and a dozen other bills starting next year, so getting crazy at a Zara sale within the next 12 months is not an option.
9. Arrange a hen night, of course.
10. Tell the truth. Give an honest opinion on every little thing, even especially if it's my make-up and costume.

These tasks are subject to change depending mainly on how insane I will get.

Elope-o-meter: 0. See task number 7.