Worship me, and maybe I'll treat you nice.

Click here for the funniest post I've read in the past few months


I got the link from Twitter, and yes most of it, I have to say, is true.

I mean,

We carry ourselves with a certain arrogant air. Embrace it (that’s what attracted you to us in the first place, after all). Don’t be surprised if we’re not impressed when you say, “I’m a writer, too.” No, you are not. The fact that you sit in a coffee shop wearing black while scribbling in your journal does not make you a writer. Nor does the fact that you “wrote some poems in high school” or that one day you want to pen “the great American novel.”

Right?