My hillbilly moment

As a...top secret agent to a superpower country, it is my job to monitor and be aware of several media; be it local, national, or international. Of course, that includes the media from various provinces. One thing I have to say is that, it is VERY CRUCIAL for every country to have at least one credible journalism school in every city. Because oh my Holy God, the way those local journalists write their articles is highly incomprehensible. Okay, so I'm not Barbara Walters to throw mean criticisms at them. But that's the point; even regular people can see how frustrating local journalism in this country is.

Anyway, there's one online media that my office has to monitor and it's the worst of all. Please feel free to click the link on the bottom to judge it for yourself. In the meantime, here's some pure entertainment taken from the web site, as a kind-of-regularly-updated section. After a while, you'll get used to their language and jargons.

Kangkung Paling Besar

Anak 3 anak kecil, dong crita soal sayur kangkung di dong pu kampung masing-masing.
Anak 1 : “ Di sa pu kampung tuh, kangkung besar-besar skali, kalop masak beberapa batang saja, pasti makan sampe kenyang,”
Anak 2 :” Ah, itu kurang, di sa pu kampung, sayur kangkung tuh tikus bisa masuk di dalam,” Anak 1 dan 3 heran skali. Giliran anak ke 3, dia tra mau kalah.
Anak 3 : “Kalo di sa pu kampung, tikus tra bisa masuk dalam kangkung,”
Anak 1 dan 2 :” Ah, itu tra hebat, pasti kangkungnya kecil-kecil too,”
Anak 3:” Sabar dulu, kam tau kenapa tikus tra bisa masuk?” Dong dua diam.
Trus anak ke 3 lanjut:” Itu karena di sa pu kampung tuh, dalam kangkung ada kucing,”

taken from http://www.cenderawasihpos.com/